Determined Joy
I will be happy and I am determined to be. I will be sincere about this since I'd love to live in a post-irony world. I'm deeply annoyed at being annoyed. If I am not happy, it annoys me, and I am determined to correct that. And I am deeply annoyed by corporations trying to colonize my emotions on top of my attention with greed as their primary motivation.
The people behind the corporations. Corporations as an institution. Institutionalized greed.
It's not even novel motivation. Do better.
But they can't, because they would if they could.
Anyway.